AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 11/16/2007 12:35:00 AM ----- BODY: I apoligize to everyone not uing netscape to view this page. I have been trying to move the blog and, unfortunately, the template has been modified and messed with the formatting making the spacing very uncomfortable on the eyes for some browsers. I am working on it. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 11/29/2006 09:55:00 PM ----- BODY: OK.. in the last three days I have heard of 3 foreign teachers who have committed suicide (an American girl, a Canadian man, and another man of unknown nationality)...

What is going on?!

Is it the holidays? The change in weather? Coincidence?

To anyone who may read this.. for the love of all things holy (or 'important to you' for those agnostics).. ir you are even entertaining the idea... talk to someone - call someone - sleep on it.

Enough said on that subject. PS: Working, studying and playing fantasy sports. That's my life. I like it. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 11/16/2006 12:00:00 AM ----- BODY: UPDATE: I spent about 2 and a half hours last night reading the post on Occidentalism and now I'm even more disappointed that he won't continue. He didn't post the tripe and rants that I do... but his posts, especially on Dokdo, are impressively laid out, well detailed, and informative enough to make me want to find secondary sources to see if I self-verify his comments. I think it may prove tough not to. Ohhh.. and at the very least I memorized some bullets in case I ever decide to try and pick an argument.

(Actually.. I don't subscribe to that theory.. but that would be a digression from what this post will be about.. read on).

What is Dokdo?

Dokdo are two islands (totalling .187 sq. kilometers). We're talking about two rocks in the East Sea (or Sea of Japan).. and I have never really talked about it but it has been and appears will always be the hot topic in Korea. Yes.. Dokdo is a more pressing concern to those on the street than North Korea.

Personally, I have never been interested in the subject... to me they're two pieces of insignificant rock whose purpose of possession is rather pointless. I'm told that it modifies fishing rights in the area but I can't see the economic benefit being worth the paper-war these two countries wage to address the issue.

I had one Korean friend say.. "you don't understand because Canada doesn't have a similar situation." Well, Canada does.. Hans Island which is a 1.3 sq. kilometer piece of useless rock in the middle of the Arctic ocean. Possession of which only grants the owner permission to grant control on who passes through the straight (ie. military patrols). Yah, I'm with you.. that's vital and well worth my tax dollars. (or my fingers as one protester last year was willing to sacrifice).

OK... but this is what IRKS me about Dokdo... the nationalistic CRAP that surrounds it. There are the Dokdo Riders who are bunch of guys who visit the US and travel around to, primarily, Korean sections of American cities to educate the world that Dokdo belongs to Korea. Then.. this little beauty comes up...

A blogger has been asked to refrain from typing well-written and apparently well-researched articles about Dokdo.. why... because the netizens don't agree with his posts. So, they contacted his boss and the pressure was put on.

It is that high-fevered and emotional responses to the subject that make me wish the international community would just say it is Japan's and get it over with. I have, when curious about the topic, asked Koreans to explain why Dokdo is Korean?

The response.. "BECAUSE IT IS! Don't you understand.. they are Japanese (insert expletive here). Japanese (insert expletive) you know! They must die! Dokdo is ours.. MWAGGGHHHHRRRHHHHAAA!!!" However, if you ask the Japanese (ok I've only asked four).. you get one of these responses... "Dokdo, Takeshima? What is that?" or "In 1618 we have the first documented case of utilizing the island. So, many Japanese feel it is ours."

So you see.. to the foreigner community it appears to be a case of emotional unintelligible rhetoric vs. calm rationally- displayed evidence... not only that the Japanese want to deal with the situation in the international courts... where the Korean government basically runs away from any meaninful international diplomacy on the matter... the action reminds me of a spoiled four year old who stole something in the sandbox and ran away before mom and dad caught them.

The fact that the netizen community could get so emotional as to successfully stop any one from posting about the topic because they don't like the outcome is DISGUSTING. ABHORENT. And the University should be ashamed...

Now granted the 100 hits I receive a day is not going to make a difference.. but I encourage you to read up on the topic.... if for no other reason than to spite the Korean community/University that reacted so disgracefully.

Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Part 1
Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Part 2
Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Maps 1
Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Maps 1
“The Struggle for the Japanese Soul”
“South Korea must choose sides”
Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Maps 3
Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Part 3
Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Part 4
Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Part 4 Supplement
Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Part 5
Lies, Half-truths, & Dokdo Video, Part 6
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 11/13/2006 11:50:00 PM ----- BODY:

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Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
OK.. there are a lot of frustrations on the road. But this is one of two that I can't fault the drivers for. This is just, in my opinion, flawed urban planning. The result is a wonderful bottleneck.. increased noise pollution from the symphony of horns (which I have added to).. and the bane of my driving existence.

Driving south-bound on Gangnam-dae-ro from Olympic-dae-ro you will pass the Sinsa and Nonhyeon station intersections before coming up to Kyobo Tower intersection (which immediately precedes Gangnam Station Intersection).

The road is four lanes wide (it has a fifth but it is essentially parking) and has a bus only lane. The far left (east) lane continues and will likely always boggle my brain. Perhaps I'm missing something.. maybe it is a desired effect but I can't figure it out.

Once you drive south from Nonhyeon station in the far left lane you will see arrows pointing straight... followed by words painted on the street "Gangnam-Yeok" and "Yangjae-Yeok" which are subway stations further south from the intersection. If I was a driver who didn't know better, I would assume that the lane I was in would go through the next intersection and continue on towards those destinations. It makes sense doesn't it? Arrows pointing straight... signs telling me that southern destinations are available in that lane.... WRONG.

After travelling down about 80% of the street you will pass two red lights which are pedestrian cross-walks in place so that bus passengers can get to and from the bus-stop islands in the middle of the road (in the bus-only lane). Immediately after passing the most southern bus stop the arrows on the road instantly change.

The lane you were driving in for the entire distance with straight arrows.. now has a beautiful straight arrow with an 'X' over top of it... followed by an arrow that shows a left-hand turn is required. You proceed over two of these arrows... determining that the lane that once told you Gangnam-station intersection was a destination through this lane that it is one of two turning lanes.

Well.. the chaos that comes from that. The cars here don't exactly have a lot of space to maneouver... and it is infrequent that anyone signals. So, if a driver wasn't paying attention they end up in the turning lane.. wondering why cars aren't moving forward on the green.. and getting honked at when they're stopped during the turning arrow.

They ram themselves over into the lanes to their right... cutting off traffic... drive over the stop line to get themselves out of the way of those trying to turn.. and essentially just create a nasty mess....

I don't understand the logic... anyone have an idea?

I should really take the video camera with me to better explain.

PS: The other peeve is at the Gangnam station intersection heading West... there is a big BOLD sign in the middle.. with an left turn arrow and an X.. (yah.. no turning left, right)... well look at the lights and you will see that there are four lights.. a green.. a yellow.. a red.. and... yup.. you guessed it a left hand turning arrow directly.... below a no turning left sign. Must take a picture of that too....
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 11/12/2006 08:09:00 PM ----- BODY: God.. I watch this one.. and watch this one and I still laugh my ass off.

It's a "Learn English" video for the Japanese and must be an instructional video for prostitutes.

Some of the key phrases they focus on in the video:

"You're so good."
"I give good head."
"My grandmother gives good head."
and the frequently used...
"First rate cunt-lapping."



And Wyatt over at Soju and I posted an excellent video that we can expect an increase in PSP sales as single teachers run out to try and get help 'hunting' in Korea:

-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 11/12/2006 07:48:00 PM ----- BODY: Had an interesting moment last week... one of my Grade 1 students slid me a note in class from his mother. Dealing with parents in Korea, as a teacher, is an interesting topic. I find that for the most part they avoid me like the plague.. for the only reason that they do not trust their English ability enough to have a conversation. I have, in 21 months, only spoken directly to a dozen parents (only one a father) about their children in my class.

However, after breaching the divide I find it rewarding and challenging to understand the desires of the parents and attempt to incorporate them into my teaching style... but once they've talked to me and realized I'm not the scary monster they envisioned or that their ability is high enough to fight through an interesting conversation.... they contact me frequently.

Well, a letter from a parent is quite rare and it went something like this:

The mother has to go to Myanmar to deal with some family business. She told her 6 year old son (8 in Korean age) that they needed to go and he freaked out. He was worried that two things would happen.. a) that I would be angry that he was not in class and b) that his classmates would improve so significantly in his absence that he would end up in the lowest level class. What surprised me was this comment, "My son doesn't want to follow with me. If he doesn't go to Myanmar with me. I would also never go there." I was shocked a bit that he was running the ship.. hell.. if my parents decided it was time to buck up and go somewhere.. I'd be going whether I wanted to or not.

Regardless, she asked me to persuade him into going and I did just that. The little one (Harry) and I walked outside and we sat down on some chairs to chat. I asked if he was going on a trip.. he said that his mom wants him too.. but.. well... he paused. I asked if he was scared that I would be angry. He shyly looked down and said.. "Yes." So, we talked... about the importance of family. The need to help his uncle and mother.. and the fact that I would still be here when he got back. He cried... worried that the kids would advance.. I assured him that all he needed to do was the internet homework.. and I'd help him when he got back. He stopped. He smiled...

He probably taught me more than I did him... I realized that last year this teaching thing was just the means to an end... I need money to drink, party, and rip up the country and I had to try to teach to get it done. He reminded me that these are young impressionable minds that we (as teachers) are responsible for... and that responsibility is even higher I would state because their curiosity towards us foreigners means our actions are closely scrutinized.... I don't think it is my responsibility to flood them with my opinion and take on the world.. but if I can address issues of racism, sexism, and broach the subject of the importance of family.. I view it as a duty to do so... I never would have entertained that thought last year.

So.. Harry's off to Myanmar. He'll be back... and I'll be wiser for it. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 11/07/2006 12:33:00 AM ----- BODY:
interestingjob Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
**Please don't take the title serious**

Alright.. I have seen some interesting stuff in Korea but this job posting could take the cake. Was found at worknplay.co.kr as I had a quick search of the job market as February is coming closer (not that I really expect to leave the school.. in fact 99% chance I stay.. but I'd be dumb not to have a peek).

The title of the post...

URGENT!! Horny4English: We requires...

Well.. how do I pass that up.. I had to sneak a peak.

If you don't want to click the picture this is the text.. cut and pasted.. and for those of you not in Korea who don't understand what "S-Line" is... it is the Konglish term for a thin curvaceous woman... but enjoy this gem:

"we requires beautiful north american womens for our english serving company. blonde womens with good S-line and body line we wants~!!! major koreans clientes requres english study ands extra servicing with interesting topics. we requires you has good S-line and come from native speaking english country. UK womens, Canadas girl, Miguk girl, Hojo girl we gives highest utmost preference we gives.

60.000 wons per hour study session! overtime pays and extra servicings to major korean clients we give BONUS~! 100.000~250.000 we highest pays in english teaching GUARANTEE!!!

we gives pay depend on experience and body line, good face and adaptable performances~! EASY!!"


CLASSIC! "Extra servicing"... that must mean.. umm.. grammar reviews and standardized test preparation, right?

So, I'm curious to know what the girls think of the post? I guess it is to be expected in a lot of ways in this country.. but the brash nature of things like this will continue to shock me a bit as it is entirely different from the public facade... -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 11/01/2006 10:44:00 PM ----- BODY:

스캔
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
OK Mommy and Daddy.. it's been a while since you've seen one of these I'm sure.. but after my test on Monday I walked in and received my first report card.. well.. since high school really.

I ended up getting an 87% overall (works out to a B+). Considering I hadn't studied at all I'm content with that...

Basically it works out like this:

Speaking (말하기): B+
Listening (듣기): A
Writing and Reading (쓰기 * 일기): B

The BIGGEST shock to me was that I did better in Listening than in any other category as I consider it the area I struggle in the most... it shocked the teacher I think too.

If you can't read the comments because of size (or you don't know the language).. here's how the teacher saw my studies.. note the romanization is my own.. I haven't really studied the proper way yet but figured my parents might actually be interested in how it sort of reads:

숀 씨, 수고하셨습니다
Shaun-ssi, sugohasyeossumnida.
Shaun, good job.

시험 걱정을 많이 했는데, 시험을 잘 보셨네요. 축하해요
Shiheom geokjeongul manhi haetnundae, shiheomul jal bosyeotnaeyo. Chukhahaeyo.
You were very worried about your test, but you did very well on your test. Congratulations.

듣기를 아주 잘 하셨어요. 우리 반에서 1등입니다. *^^*
Deudgirul aju jal hasyeoteoyo. Uri banaeseo ildeungimnida.
You did very well on the listening part. You were first in our class.

부사(Adverbs)를 좀 더 공부하고,
Busarul jom deo kongbuhago,
You need to study adverbs a little more and,


동사(Verbs) 변화(change)를 좀 더 연습하면 좋을 것 같아요.
Dongsa byeonhwarul jom deo yeonseuphameon johul geot gatayo.
I think you need to practice changing verbs a little more.

3급에서도 같이 열심히 공부해요. 약속할 수 있어요?
Samgeuaeseodo gatchi yeolsimhi kongbuhaeyo. Yaksokhal su isseoyo?
Let's study hard together in level 3. Can you promise?
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/30/2006 11:42:00 PM ----- BODY:

October 28 06_008
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
The only other people I saw dressed up in Gangnam were these two....

Lots of random shots with strangers though...

I tell you.. I do enjoy being in the costume.. if I'm unable to decipher the questions thrown at me.. I simply grunt/groan in character and walk away... but I was surprisingly picking up quite a bit.

In other news: I thought that my Korean test was on Wednesday so I hadn't studied.. I went in today for what I thought was the review.. and then the test came out.. WHOOPS.

I surprised myself quite a bit.. the writing and spoken tests were fine.. and the listening was considerably more difficult but I guess I did well enough as I have been upgraded to the Intermediate Level. Yikes.. now maybe people are going to EXPECT me to use the language...
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/30/2006 11:34:00 PM ----- BODY:

October 28 06_016
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
Halloween -2006. (Well Part I)

-=cue the remix of the Monster Mash with a Porno Guitar Bass Riff=-

I don't know this guy... was simply dancing on the box in Harlem (Gangnam) at the encouragement of friends... and I was assaulted.

The shame.. the disgust.... the humor.

Was an entertaining night pounding the pavement... lots of photos to be had as lots of Koreans were running with cameras in hand to take a picture...

Now.. debating on standing on the subway and walking to school with the outfit on.. or just driving to work. Will decide in the morning...
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/25/2006 09:49:00 PM ----- BODY: It was an interesting discussion... and reminded me of the culture shock I faced when I came here...

My boss (a Korean with limited world travel under his belt) went off to Osan to visit the high school. It seems that he is quite interested at including more English immersion and travelled down to check out Osan's school. I asked him quickly how it went before the bell rang and he just dropped the hint that he was shocked at what happened to him on base... and then the bell rang and I had to scurry to class.. in complete suspense as to what those crazy Americans must have done to him there.

When the bell rang I rushed back to the office to get the details. The story went like this...

"So, I was walking on a sidewalk. And I came to a... not cross-road... crosswalk. I was standing on the sidewalk waiting for a good time to cross. Then, the cars all stopped. There were no lights! There were no flashing lights even! Just paint.. and I was not even on the road. But, the cars. They stopped? So, I crossed the road. Why did they stop? Did I make them?"

I had to hide my chuckle and explain to him that in North America the practice is to give pedestrians the right of way. That even if they weren't on the crosswalk that if it appeared they had an intention to cross that drivers were required to stop. I also explained that even if he illegally j-walked it would still be my responsibility to stop and let him pass.

Well.. if he was completely awe-struck at the courteous nature of it all. I guess it often is the little things that we take for granted that can be the most shocking. At least there's no danger when the cars stop.

I still remember my first attempt at crossing at an uncontrolled (yet painted) crosswalk here. Cars were flying by me.. horns were honking at me for stepping on the damn thing.. and I was essentially playing frogger wondering what the hell I had to do just to get the cars to slow down a bit. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/23/2006 10:27:00 PM ----- BODY:

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Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
So.. Saturday night involved my first drinking expedition in a long time.

Bo-ae (black dress and light blue sash up front) celebrated her birthday and we went to a friend's house in Sinchon for a roof-top party and a journey to Tin-Pan. Congrats girl!

I admit that Seon Mi and I have been extremely busy and the weekend hijunxs have been on the back-burner...

BUT, I've also lost steam in hitting the bars.. dealing with a Sunday Hangover.. and heading back to work.

It was an interesting night as all of the "white" people had been in Korea for quite awhile... (including about 5 others that came later). We reflected about the 'ole days' and partying every Saturday night..
The conclusion was made that after choosing to stay in Korea longer than a year the perception on the journey changes and so does the company that is kept.

In my first year... it was a holiday.. party.. shake ass.. have fun.. drink. Just basically tear it up... I didn't care who I went with.. where I went.. as long as I went. This year is a HELL of a lot different. Korea has become my home. I will be here for a while... so.. I party when I want to... not because I feel like I'll miss out. I socialize with people I want to... not people I feel I have to. I enjoy watching white people fight with the Korean language like me... but still willing to give it a shot.

I enjoy joining in the "I remember when" banter... despite still be a newbie compared to most of the guys I was talking to... rather than the.. "Hffrupgah... beer... more.. ok?" chat of yesteryear. I feel like I have more of a reason to go out.. when I find company like the group here. That isn't a slight on friends of old... just a different take on my journey...

Anyone else experience the first-year binge drinking... second year socia drinking journey?
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/23/2006 09:52:00 PM ----- BODY:

October21055
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
Check out the smog in the distance.. (OK.. it's omniprescent... but really noticeable if you look far away).

4 lanes on one side... 4 lanes on the other side.. and two bus lanes... and still it takes forever to drive.

You know what? Absolutely no complaints... I still am amazed how content I am this year compared to last and if I had to pick three things... the car would actually make it onto the list (behind my girlfriend and job)...

Even though the roads are NASTY.. that personal space bubble is a god-send.

I also drove through my first 'license' check-stop. I have been through the drinking and driving ones about a half-dozen times.. this time I was required to hold my license out as I sped past the officers...
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/23/2006 09:43:00 PM ----- BODY:

October21059
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
1) Big Rock Brewery: The guy orders Big Rock directly from Alberta, Canada. There are a lot of foreigners there but not a raucous crowd.. more the pub-goers. The food menu is pretty good (I liked the potato skins)... but if you are a cocktail fan.. you'll be missing out as they're off the menu. However, if you have been craving Big Rock's Honey Brown ale... this place is a god-send.

To get there: 1) Go to Gangnam Station and go out Exit #7
2) At the Paris Baguette take a left.
3) Continue up the hill until you get to the "Hoegaarden" and turn right.
4) Walk about 15 meters and you'll see it on your right hand side.

2) Black Angus: The best steak in Korea after 20 months of touring. If you are sick of the crap that VIPs, Outback, Bennigans, et al. disguise as steak and miss the mouth-watering stuff that just peels itself away and onto your fork. Go to Black-Angus (order the Pepper-corn man.. it's great). The place is about a man-won more than the crap shops.. but for a good steak.. I'll pay it. 'Tis good.

To get there: 1) Go to Gangnam Station and go out Exit 2
2) Continue walking about 125 - 150 meters and you'll see it on your right hand side on the basement floor.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/23/2006 09:37:00 PM ----- BODY:

October21060
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
I haven't structured a show and tell class.. but yesterday one kid decided to make it special.

I was sitting at my computer catching some hockey scores to see how my fantasy hockey team was doing (poorly if you care)... and I see this commotion as the class enters... yellow moving rapidly...

It appears the class bully had decided today would be a great day to shake things up and bring in a bird. Interesting.. but he had to take it back to his class.. I wasn't in the mood to be cleaning up bird crap.

Has anyone noticed that way kids handle bullies here... completely ostracized... the kid has picked on everyone since the opening of school and it has gotten to the point where everyone has abandoned him. He now sits in the corner of the room.. by himself (often with his head down).. tormented by the fact that his frequent decisions to punch people in the head has come back to haunt him, I'm sure.

It's interesting... in Canada.. the tough guy would have friends.. cohorts.. trouble-makers that would rip up the playground in packs (at least my school did)... here.. the kid is left entirely on his own. I give the kids credit.. likely unintentional but they've collectively fought back against the bully and hurt him in the most painful way... exclusion.

Now, am I supposed to feel bad for the guy?
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/19/2006 10:57:00 PM ----- BODY: Grrr... can't find a good way to do this.. still working on it. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/19/2006 10:20:00 AM ----- BODY: If you wanted to log in to hear my annoying banter on CBC... -.- Here are the times you need:

I added Pacific Standard Time (Vancouver) on the right.. they aren't local times as I believe I'll be on somewhere around 6am in each region. Should be an interesting night anyway... GUEST: Shaun Driver
WINDOW: 7pm - 10 pm (all times in local Seoul time)

7:00 Corner Brook (3:00 am PST)
7:15 Ontario AM (3:15 am PST)
7:40 Ottawa (3:40 am PST)
8:00 Quebec City (4:00 am PST)
8:15 Winnipeg (4:15 am PST)
8:30 Yellowknife (4:30 am PST)
8:50 Regina (4:50 am PST)
9:00 Edmonton (5:00 am PST)
9:15 Calgary (5:15 am PST)
9:40 Kelowna (5:40 am PST)
9:50 Victoria (5:50 am PST)
10:00 Vancouver (6:00 am PST)
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/18/2006 12:41:00 AM ----- BODY: Well.. this should be an interesting week.

I received a phone call from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to see if I would be interested in doing live interviews. Of course.. being the introverted person I am I accepted.

So, on Thursday morning (in Canada), I will be a part of live interviews for numerous regional shows across the country. Mom, I don't have a schedule yet so no... I can't tell you what time to tune in. But, I should receive one tomorrow and I'll make sure I put it up.

It sounds like the process will be pretty simple. I will be a part of a 5 minute (approx.) interview for a regional show and then conduct another 5 minute show for another region of the country with a different host.. rinse.. repeat... rinse.. repeat. Most of the interviews will be pretty similar. I have been asked to set aside 3 hours to do the interviews and I've been informed that they can send me one copy but if anyone happens to be in the region and knows how to record them.. I'd love copies (well.. to be honest my parents would get more of a kick out of it than I would.) Regardless, if you can help.. I sure would be appreciative.

So.. like I said mom... the schedule is to come. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/18/2006 12:37:00 AM ----- BODY:

thankyoucard
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
I received a thank you card from Seon Min (Seon Mi's little sister) for sending her a present for her birthday.

There isn't much to say.. the drawing speaks for itself... it's just too cute! I think there might be a certain little sister that could just be spoiled if she doesn't watch herself. -.-
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/17/2006 07:54:00 PM ----- BODY: So... Blogger seems to be on the fritz with me. Or my template no longer agrees with one of their changes.. whatever.

I am now forced to put in "br" tags after each paragraph to get a break between the lines and all of the archived information looks REALLY ugly now as I rarely entered in tags previously in the past.

I admit that I was trying to move things to wordpress.com and maybe that has something to do with it. Regardless, I apologize for the mess that was created but I doubt I'll go back and re-edit all 650+ posts...

Things also seem to be QUITE slow in uploading... is anyone else having that problem? I might have to do some template work (strange because I never had problems before) or look for a new home...

-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/17/2006 07:40:00 PM ----- BODY:

October 3 2006 024
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
Dustin and I headed out to Chuncheon for a recent match between Kangwonland and a team from China. I have to admit the team is a lot better this year and more enjoyable to watch their hard-working bang and crash hockey compared to the Anyang Winia Patsies... who have Czech imports and play a European puck possession style.

Steve McKenna (ex-NHL'er) is on the team this winter and it was a treat to watch him hammer some guys. The best was when he lined up the only player his size who bailed out and later took a VERY obvious dive. McKenna received a penalty later for hitting him into the bench (a legal hit.. but if they're too big a charging penalty usually ensues).

Then, I witnessed something I've never seen before in hockey. The referee brought the player over to the penalty box at the start of the next period to explain to him why he can't dive. Was enjoyable to watch McKenna throw out barbs like.. "You actor? Actor?! You know actor?!?!" and sprawl out on the glass behind him to demostrate his intentions. Sign/body language... part of the survival guide to being in Korea.

Must make more trips out (I refuse to go to Anyang to watch the garbage they play.. especially because tickets in Chuncheon are FREE while Anyang charges 7,000 Won if memory serves me correctly)....

PS: I like the curling circles on the ice... would love to get in a game while I'm here just to say I did it.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/17/2006 07:28:00 PM ----- BODY:

October 17 2006
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
OK, what the hell has been up with the smog the last two days?

Aside from when the yellow dust storms roll in from China, the last two days has to be the worst the air quality has been in Seoul (and that's saying quite a bit). The air is so thick with engine emissions that you can literally taste them whenever you go outside.

I say forget about the nukes... this stuff is going to kill me before they ever get the chance.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 10/17/2006 07:21:00 PM ----- BODY: I was contacted by the Canadian Press last week to do a phone interview regarding the situation in North Korea. Ohhh.. and Mom.. you got a mention too. -.-

There really isn't much going on here. I tried to emphasize that...

Canadians teachers in S. Korea closely watching response to North's nuke test
(Koreas-Nuclear-Cdn-Te)
Source: The Canadian Press
Oct 12, 2006 12:26

By Lauren Krugel

The Canadian Press

A Canadian teaching English in South Korea says he secured his passport, filled his car with gas and withdrew cash from the bank after North Korea's claim this week of a nuclear test.

But Shaun Driver from Williams Lake, B.C., says his contingency plan to leave the country only came at the urging of his mother in Canada, who is not as calm as he and his fellow expats.

``The only time that there actually seems to be any stress is when we talk to people back home,'' said Driver, 28, who is on the second of two one-year teaching contracts.

He said he's been taking the developments in stride _ mostly because the South Koreans he talks to about the crisis are nonchalant.

``It's hard to be worried about anything when you look around the streets and you don't see anyone stressed out,'' he said.

World attention has been tightly focused on North Korea since Monday, when the Communist regime claimed to have tested a nuclear weapon. Neighbouring countries have moved to bolster their defences and the United Nations is considering sanctions _ an action Pyongyang says would be considered an act of war.

Gary Ng, a Victoria native on a one-year teaching assignment, hasn't noticed much reaction on the streets of Seoul, a city less than 100 kilometres from the world's most heavily fortified border. But he's watching the news closely.

``You see all that and then your mind starts racing, but other than that I feel pretty safe here,'' he said. ``I'm not scared. I don't lose sleep at night or anything.''

``But the reality is something could happen, and if it does, we're right in the thick of things.''

Ng, 24, and his girlfriend had been planning a trip to the Demilitarized Zone, or DMZ, that divides the two Koreas. They booked their Oct. 21 excursion before Monday's announced testing and are deciding whether they still want to go, Ng said.

He said he's less scared now than he was before he left Canada in July, when North Korea tested a long-range Taepodong-2 missile, which many believe to be capable of hitting the western United States.

Driver said the locals he's talked to don't see the purported test as a deviation from what has happened in the past.

``It's the same as it always was,'' he said. ``Kim Jong Il raises a ruckus and causes some problems, and then the western world threatens sanctions, and at the end of it they'll send him financial compensation. That's how he does business.''

He said children in his Grade 5 class seem the most perturbed because they're old enough to understand the news from western media outlets.

``One girl was really panicked about it. I said, `Why are you so worried when no one else is?' and she was like, `I was watching CNN last night.'''

Ng said the subject seldom comes up among his co-workers.

``When we're in the staff room we don't talk about `we're all going to die.' We talk about normal things, like `how was your day?'''

Ng said he was taken aback when the Canadian Embassy called him to check on the accuracy of his contact information.

``They're on the ball. I'd say they're doing a good job so far.''

The nuclear test has only piqued Driver's interest in travelling to North Korea, which he plans to do next August.

Through a Chinese company, Driver booked a one-week trip to Pyongyang for C$1,600. He said he's eager to see North Korea's Mass Games, which feature thousands of North Korean children performing synchronized dances and creating elaborate murals by holding up multi-coloured placards. The tour company's website says the Mass Games will take place despite tensions on the peninsula.

``I'm more curious to get my feet on the ground and actually see what's going on as much as I possibly can,'' Driver said.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/23/2006 02:37:00 AM ----- BODY: Walked to the small store next to the school on Thursday and walked back through a gym class on the way back to the school during my lunch (standard stuff).

The Grade 3's were busy skipping rope and hula-hooping (yah.. I have a problem with the phys. ed program.. as that is essentially all they do). REGARDLESS, the kids started yelling out my name and the obligatory hello (standard stuff).

The gym teacher, as I understood it, told them to "Stop talking to that guy. Shut up. Be quiet." It seemed a bit abrupt to me but understandable and I felt bad for interupting his class.

Then today.. one of the A-class students (who is entirely fluent in English... her mom is a translator in Ottawa)... came to talk to me today.

The conversation went like this:

Her: Shaun-Teacher do you still study at the hagwon?

Me: Yes, 3 days a week.

Her: Did you hear the gym teacher yesterday?

Me: Yes, he told you guys to be quiet and not talk to me.

Her: Umm... well he also said a bad word.

Me: Really?

Her: I don't think you'll know it because they don't teach bad words at hagwons.

Me: Can you give me a hint to what it is without saying it?

Her: I think so... do you know the Korean word for color?

Me: Yup... it sounded like that?

Her: Yah.. do you know what I mean?

Me: I sure do. Well, that wasn't nice was it.

Her: No. It wasn't...

I am a little surprised because I do know the word.. and I thought I'd catch it... (Ssaeki.. sorry no Hanguel on the computer yet) but essentially the guy used a derogatory name in reference to me.. infront of the kids.

If it is true.. it is wrong on so many levels. First, a teacher swearing in front of kids. Second, a teacher cursing in front of kids about a colleague. Third, a teacher cursing about another teacher who proved to be unable to understand what was going on...

So what do you do? I have my course of action mapped out for Monday.. but advice sure is welcome... and here I thought all was well at school.

-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/23/2006 02:31:00 AM ----- BODY: This song is damn cute... but I warned you.. if you play it you will likely be humming the cursed thing all day. Strangley made me think of my dad... probably since he's a sales rep. in Canada that sells dairy products. Entertainment comes with a price... -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/22/2006 01:47:00 AM ----- BODY: I officially fear October 9th.. otherwise known as Hanguel Day (a celebration of the Korean Alphabet)..

Here's the story... (note my computer is on the fritz and I can't use any hanguel so it'll be translation only.. and butchered romanized stuff)

It was pretty standard I attended class at the hagwon as normal and was sitting in my seats when the owner of the hagwon class and asked Morich-sshi and myself to go to a different class for 10 minutes. Sure.. not a problem.. I wasn't suspecting much maybe some special grammar insight or something...

Promptly took my seat and the door immediately opened... in walked three guys with a camera and microphone. OK.. the last thing a guy who is learning the language wants to see... means of recording his stupidity. I started to get a little anxious.. I'll admit... adding to the nervousness was the fact that I was supporting a big red "Survivor" red spot in the middle of my forehead. I had a headache the night before and tried the Cao Boi move I saw on Survivor of pulling it out with my fingers... as a joke.. and learned that it didn't take much to leave a big welt (and no.. it didn't fix my headache). OK.. so nervous.. red mark on my forehead.. camera.. yup.. good day so far.

I tried desperately to understand what they were talking to the teacher about... this is what I got:

"Blah blah.. do it alone... blah blah.. do it together. Blah blah.. camera here... there... blah blah.. good... very good... Blah Blah.. OK.. Start"

Of course.. the camera goes right to me.. the mic gets lowered below me and.. well.. I blinked. Blinked again... the problem.. I had no idea what the video was for... or what I was supposed to try and say. Is it a commerical.. do I like the hagwon? Am I supposed to talk about my hobbies? Maybe the weather?

Well.. in a panic (and after a couple of.. "OK.. start") I spat out. "Hello, my name is Shaun and I'm Canadian. I love the Korean language very much." Simple.. basic.. easy.. just hopping to get the camera away. It worked (after one more take of the same thing)! Then, we did a group shot.. "We love Hanguel.......(extend the waving.. keep waving... continue waving...)"

Simple.. so I asked as I left.. "What is it for?" and I heard a recent vocabulary word that made me panic... "President."

Me: President??

Teacher: "Yes. Hanguel Day. The present will have a party. There will be a big tv. The video will go again and again on the tv."

Me: "Wait? People will see the video?"

Teacher: "Maybe many people."

Me: "Many people? Ohhh.. why? What am I gonna do?"

So.. Hanguel Day.. not looking forward to it. I hope I end up on the cutting room floor (but I doubt it as they only actually filmed three people)... I'll be the token white idiot... let me pat myself on the back for that one. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/22/2006 01:28:00 AM ----- BODY: By far the best song of 2006. Now where can I get one of those hoodies (or for those of us from Saskatchewan.. "bunny-hugs")... I'd love to rock out the "White & Nerdy" wear in Korea. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/20/2006 11:34:00 AM ----- BODY:

pardonme
Originally uploaded by ihaveseoul.
When my internet was down.. a couple of moths ago this program (a messaging service similar to MSN) wouldn't work... which leads me to believe that for it to work I must be connected to the internet.

That's why this message made me chuckle when I received it during class today:

"Here is the translation by ***(computer teacher)

If your internet is not working, send a message.
인터넷이 되지 않은 교실은 메시지 보내주세요"

Ummm... sending a message over the internet when the internet is down... maybe I'm missing something again.. or technology is advancing too fast for my old bones.

Ohhh.. and I didn't need the translation either (mind you that's a pretty easy sentence).. score.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/17/2006 09:44:00 PM ----- BODY: Forgot the camera at home... couldn't take pictures. Just went out with Seon Mi for a walk and tour of Ilsan... I know nothing special but we've been sitting around the house so long editing papers and such that we just needed to go somewhere.

First thoughts on Ilsan... it kicks ass. Put it number 2 on the list of places in Korea I'd prefer to take up residence [(1) Pusan (2) Ilsan (3) Bundang] if you care... remembering that I enjoy being close to the action without always having to be IN the damn action.

There are a tonne of good restauraunts there... I enjoyed the walk around the Lake there... BUT.. no pictures for you. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/17/2006 09:31:00 PM ----- BODY: Thinking of driving in Korea (found a similar post on the internet.. and so I modified it).

Rule 1. - Break the Rules.

Forget any the majority of the rules you have followed. They don't apply... or are ignored so often that you'll be destroyed if you follow them. In fact, if you know the rules consciously break them and you'll be fine.

Rule 2. - Don't be nice.

Being polite will likely cause an accident do to how unexpected it is. If you drive too slowly or decide you want to break to let someone you will cause havoc on the roads. Also, when merging.. if you try to form a single-file line.. you'll upset people.. merge lanes are two lanes until the lanes get to narrow.. and then the corner-panel rule comes into effect. Also, if there is a turning lane.. feel free to take it and cut back into the regular lane after gaining 3 car-lengths... everyone else does it.

Rule 3. - Quarter-panel rule.

The person whose front fender is in the lead has the right of way; no exceptions. The only exception to this rule may be those in black luxury cars.. they have the right of way everywhere... break this rule and it could be expensive. This rule is important to note because when the "squeeze" happens remember it is on you to let the prick in.

Rule 4. - Zip It.

If you get into an accident admit nothing if it is your fault. If it is not and the other driver offers money, take it. This is not a bribe. This is simply excuse my stupidity money; nothing more. The amount will usually be enough to cover any damages you may have incurred. This also keeps insurance rates in Korea extremely low since it keeps them, the cops, and lawyers out of it.

Rule 5. Do not drink and drive.

That's standard isn't it? But, I do like the sobriety tests here. Police officer salutes... presents the tester... you blow.. and drive on. Why in Canada do they have to "detect a smell of alcohol" before the tests.. hell if I'm sober.. let me blow and get the hell out of there.

Rule 6. - Selective Sight

In rural areas and at night in Seoul stop signs and lights are for decoration. The locals know when it is safe to stop or not stop at a particular intersection at a particular time of day.

Rule 7. - Look 'em in the Eyes

Always look at another driver in the eye to communicate your intentions. If they do not see you, you are not there and therefore not at fault in the event of an accident. This also applies to pedestrians.

Rule 8. - Scooters and Motorcycles have the right to travel anywhere.

It will take 12 hours to realize this in Korea.

Rule 9 - Well Honk you too!

Koreans drive with their horns - not their brakes.

Rule 10. - Superman Complex - my car is faster than a speeding bullet and nothing will hurt it.

All bus and taxi drivers in Korea believe that they are F-1 race-car drivers but with bigger toys. Figure out an applicable course of action.

-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/17/2006 02:27:00 AM ----- BODY: Was reading a newspaper article in the Globe and Mail titled "Get Under the Desk" which is a detailed account of the shootings in Montreal... when I was confused and side-tracked by this paragraph:

"Everyone ended up in a computer lab where a class was in disarray. It wasn't the wisest refuge. For security reasons — security of the equipment — that is, the computer lab had three vast windows that looked onto the hall. All 50 or so students hit the floor, everyone that is, except for a couple of students who continued working at their computers. Were they Asian?

“Everyone asks me that,” says Alex laughing, much later, from the safety of his home. “One was a white guy who was writing an essay. The other was a black guy who was searching the Internet.”"

I have to admit I was a little ashamed to admit that my nation's national newspaper included such blatantly racist crap in it... we're not talking about the Flin Flon Tribune here... it's the bloody Globe and Mail.

Then.. I read the author's name... "JAN WONG" and clicked on the bio... third generation Canadian of Chinese decent... who studied at McGill, Beijing, and Columbia. Is it an attempt at humor? Am I the only one who doesn't get it? Is that because I'm white? Does anyone else find it completely tasteless to not only include the comment.. but in a piece on the Montreal shootings?

PS: Finally will have a reason to take pictures tomorrow.. try to get them up ASAP. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/14/2006 11:11:00 PM ----- BODY: Now.. normally when I'd hear a statement like this I'd be up in arms. It'd be rant time as I comment on the ignorance of this and the deplorable nature of that. Instead... I laughed my ass off. It was damn funny.. the story goes something like this...

Tonight I was invited over to my "Korean mom's" place for supper. Essentially, Il Kyung's mom has been adopted (or are we adopted) regardless... despite the language barrier we've developed a bond that one could compare to a surrogate mom (which makes Dustin's parents.. and my parents quite happy).

With thoughts of her Kimchi Chigae dancing through our head Dustin and I obviously snapped up the offer for a meal and headed off. I've had an upset stomach for about 5 days now that I wish would disappear because it's messing with my appetite.. but that didn't stop me from enjoying the Kalbijim, Chigae, Bibimbap, and the other assortment of dishes.

Try as I might I still struggled with connecting the suffixes to the vocab. I am picking up and more and more context but everytime I smack a word or suffix that takes awhile to process.. I lose the rest of the sentence. But, we did have some conversation and she seemed to enjoy it...

Talk about a good time though.. watching her poke fun at her son about the idea of Il Kyung meeting a Canadian girl who was a little more 'forthright' in her actions than the girls here... trying to follow the very animated conversation as we tried to explain every word being spoken in Korean with modified sign language... to just chowing down.

But the highlight of the night occured when Il Kyung's dad spoke up (he doesn't coverse as often as she does)... and simply said, "Shaun, is Canadian thief." They both think the world of my girlfriend and it was my turn to take some ribbing for somehow (and to this day I don't know how I did it) convincing an amazing woman that I wasn't a troll. Now, if that statment had been thrown out last year I would have snapped on him... but I just nodded in agreement

How the hell did I become so docile?

For pete's sake... Dong chims don't even bother me any more.. I just shrug them off and don't even tell the kids not to do them anymore (not for any sick reason.. it just really doesn't bother me). Driving is a tame experience now.... I don't get it. Oh wait.. I'm getting old...

PS: Has anyone ever wondered if Korean crane operators are better than their North American counterparts because of the high level of dexterity and hand-eye co-ordination developed from video games... with all the construction going on (at my house AND at work.. yah.. awesome mornings for me) I've been amazed at what I've seen them do. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/12/2006 10:47:00 PM ----- BODY: Found a wonderful video on Flickr of Seoul... it captures quite a bit of what the city has to offer day to day. Kids screaming for their mom.. lots of different locations but one theme remains... crowded-streets. It is actually quite good and for those outside of Korea who want to try and "feel" the city.. it is as close as you can probably get. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/12/2006 10:23:00 PM ----- BODY: OK as a precursor to everything. Kudos to my girlfriend... she has started translating Korean papers to English.. and when I say papers what I mean is extremely abstract "I thought they didn't have drugs" type papers on Art and its sociological effects. I do the editing of her work to fix up any grammar mistakes.... Which brings me to this next point... Have you ever picked up a brochure and wondered why, with all the foreigners and the high level of english in the country, the damn thing was littered with so many mistakes? Well, it looks like I've (and more notably my girlfriend) have become the dastardly duo who are expected to find those errors. (She's translating a brochure for an event in Pusan....) So... if you spot those errors.. it just may be my fault. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 9/11/2006 10:37:00 PM ----- BODY: If I had a life... I'd tell you about it here and there'd be cool pictures and video. As it sits.. I don't have a life. I teach... I go to the hagwon (three days a week now).. I help my girlfriend translate papers from Korean to English... and I eat. The new class at the hagwon is NUTS. It went from a bunch of hungover Canadians and Kiwis thinking "Weeee.. we're here on the weekend to learn some of the language." To a bunch of hard-core Japanese business-men who are desperate to get the language and study all the time. I guess it's a good thing because it means I hit the books just as hard so I don't look like a complete fool in the class. Other than that.. ummm.. I did have a one-day hangover from a $15 all you can drink Tequila night. I went shopping at Cosco... and that's about it. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/28/2006 11:54:00 PM ----- BODY: SWEET! The little men I've been coaching won their semi-final games and are off to play in the final tomorrow. I have yet to determine if this is just one of the 3 big tournaments or the BIG championship. But.. considering the principal, vice-principal, and three teachers made their way outside of Seoul for the match.. I'll assume it to be quite big.

The Senior Team (Grade 4-6) won their match 2-0 and from what I hear they need to give the goaltender a pat on the back as he definately kept them in it... I have only coached the Senior Team for one practice and although we chat and share the same ice.. I haven't connected with them. I missed the game because of work.. but will be at the final tomorrow.

But then.. there are my little Juniors! Man.. they were on FIRE today! I admit that after watching the warm-ups I was as nervous as a Canadian Hockey Mom... the competition looked good. But then... the captain. You have to watch little Park Ji Hwan go... the kid is a machine (he actually practices with the seniors most of the time... because he's too good for the juniors)... he collected the puck off the face-off.. beat all five guys except he was stopped by the goaltender and there was little Lee Jeong Aa (I think that is the spelling)... who banged in the rebound.

Things were pretty clear sailing from there... Ji Hwan ended up with the hat trick. Nam Hee Do ended up with a beauty after going wide.. coming back through the crease and depositing a back-hand when the goalie opened up his legs... and the trouble maker Park Min Gu almost had his beauty when he ripped a wrist shot off the cross bar... (which I had to chuckle at.. seeing as the kid is only in Grade 3 and can fire it like that).

We were up 5-0 and then the REALLY tiny guys got more ice-time.. all together too. I think it was because Jeong Uu hadn't played goal in any practices before.. and won (or lost) the coin-toss to take the pipes for the net.. and they wanted to get him some work. The other team scored 2 but it was nice the coaches got everyone a bunch of ice time.

I had a blast.. the kids had a blast. It was sooo rewarding to watch how much the kids have grown in the last 3 months... the parents even said.. "With Junior Team because you coach-ie. Now good. Now good than before. Thank you for coach-ie." Now.. there is part of me that appreciates the compliment.. and part of me that realizes that the compliment is only because of the "end-result" which is, afterall, the thing that matters more than all else to Korean parents. I could have taught the kids more.. and if they lost in the first round.. I would have been a failure. On the other hand.. I might be a horrible coach with talented kids to work with and their ability to overcome my stupidity has pushed them into the finals.. and I look golden. Regardless.. I guess it doesn't matter.. to see the smiles on their faces made all the time spent in the car worth it.

Hope the kids play well tomorrow.. regardless of the result. Man going to the rink is a blast... -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/25/2006 02:24:00 PM ----- BODY: Subtitle: Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the hagwon.

For the original article check out The Marmot's Hole.

Or if you can read Korean you can read the actual article at Breaknews.com

The hunt for the evil white teacher has started again. First there was the English Spectrum gate incident that happened before I came here... I guess the English Spectrum website had a party in Hongdae and there was a wet t-shirt contest and some 'frolicking' about and the Korean public/netizens went off at watching how disgusting it was to see their daughters being treated so horribly by white men (ie. English Teachers).

Then... there was the fake degree scandal where immigration found a bunch of fake degrees and ended out kicking a bunch of illegal teachers again throwing into question the capacity of native English teachers to teach the language.

Then.. there was the blacklist. A number of broadcasters and daily newspapers ran the names of low-quality teachers in the hopes that they would be able to find employment in the country.

Now.. there is "Bravo-Foxtrot" which involves a teacher at a hagwon that focusses on teaching high-school students involved in lude acts with students/models/random girls... who really knows.

Regardless.. the hunt for the poor quality English teacher has hit full swing again.

I'm actually quite torn on how I feel about the situation. I do hate that I am seen as a necessary nuisance by the majority of the Korean populace. I do hate that when I walk around with the women I love that she is subjected to stares and looks of disgust. I do hate that I'm left to feel as though I'm a low-quality bum who lacks education and the capacity to be gainfully employed in Canada. I do hate being the subject of investigation when I haven't done anything except be born white, educated at a university, and opted to experience Korean.

However, I believe that in the 18 months of teaching English I have actually picked up some skills that make me a decent teacher. Sure.. I have bad lessons and moments of stupidity. That is human nature (or a personality trait) that I doubt will ever leave. And yes.. there is more I could do.. and more I need to learn. But, I teach with one simple rule.. to do everything in my power to do what I think is best to help my students learn the language. That does sometimes mean I'll dismiss what their parents want.. occasionally it means I'll even call into question what the school wants... my goal is to help the kids.

I admit that part of me welcomes a move for the Korean population to remove the illegal teachers and/or come up with some procedure to ensure the teachers they have are quality. I'm not a nark so I won't be involved with that aspect of things.. but if more are forced out.. and they take their negative disposition to the masses and discourage others from coming.. it does mean... well.. let's see.. supply is down.. demand still exists. YAY! MORE MONEY.

But I guess I'll just enjoy some more frequent stares of disgust.. and ride this shit-storm out too. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/25/2006 08:40:00 AM ----- BODY: The phone rang early yesterday morning prior to my first day of work... not that strange as Seon Mi often gets phone calls to start work. But, she immediately struck up a friendly conversation in English which stirred me awake knowing that it had to be my mother on the phone.

And then the friendly conversation dissipated and a hollow "Oh no!" was substituted into the conversation and the phone was quickly shoved in my direction.

You know those Hollywood moments where everything swirls around the one item that is being focused on until you rush up to it and grab it.. I now understand how someone came up with it.

I answered the phone and was basically informed that my grandpa had passed away.

Just a little bit about him... he was a man of simple priorities. Family first above all else. The love he had for his wife knew no boundaries. She was his everything and they were a glowing example of what love is all about. He cherished his four kids, 10 grandkids, and great-grandkids and was loved dearly in return. I appreciated grandpa's sense of humor. I remember once having a crush while in high school of a girl in his hometown. I often skipped school and drove there to visit her... and arrived with enough time to visit him before her school closed for the day. We would chat and the time would come that her bell to dismiss her would ring and after losing track of time one day.. grandpa looked at me and said, "Well, if you don't go over there and talk to the girls.. I'm going to!"

I loved going to the old-time dances and watching him enjoy himself on the stage. I believe the joy he showed was a direct result in the joy he found watching his wife have a good time. He was something special and never lost his wit up until he was gone...

He did have an amazing day before passing. He visited his wife's grave in his hometown, went for lunch, and decided to have a nap before getting his hair-cut. He never did get that hair-cut as he passed quietly in his sleep.

While in Canada, I was fortunate to have one last meeting and I remember commenting to Seon Mi that it would likely be the last time I'd see my grandpa. I'm glad I had that hour.. to chat.. to laugh.. to watch him try to flirt with my girlfriend at 94 years old..

You were special Vic! And, I'm sorry I can't be there to celebrate your life. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/22/2006 01:53:00 AM ----- BODY: I debated whether or not to post this one or not.. 'tis a little bit ugly.

The backup dancer for the group 아싸! (Assa!) crumbles to the ground in agony.. some say it was a seizure and others report that she was anemic. Regardless.. I am a bit shocked that the group continued to lip synch (errr.. sing?) and the dancers didn't miss a beat as the backstage crew carried her off.

Live TV.. the show must go on.



PS: If you are truly sadistic.. a High Quality video is provided by someone here. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/22/2006 01:18:00 AM ----- BODY:

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I really need to go through the 700 pictures taken during our trip to Canada and throw them up...

Was quite the whirlwind tour.. that involved the following tour...

Squamish
Nanaimo
Victoria
Vancouver
Whistler
108 Mile Ranch
Williams Lake
Barkerville
Jasper
Edmonton
Saskatoon
Drumheller
Calgary
Banff
Kicking Horse
Nelson
Vancouver
Taiwan
Seoul

And a special thanks to all my friends who helped put us up.. we were in Canada for four weeks and ended up only paying for a hotel once (and that was the Banff Rocky Mountain Resort.. at a 75% off price)....

Cheers guys.. and remember... we'll return the favor if you get your ass over here!
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/22/2006 01:01:00 AM ----- BODY: Alright.. so today I officially met a member of Seon Mi's family... namely her youngest sister (10 years old). Thank god for being an English teacher in that it prepared me for my behavior... I could be entertaining.. knew games to alleviate boredom.. the challenge was.. there was a distinct abscence of an "English Only" rule. Instead.. it was Korean only. Yikes!

I don't think I did TOO bad.. I mean.. my level is about that of a 6 year old except I can swear and flirt, too. But, I was able to make do.. but I wonder just who is "Pabo Kim" from television because apparently my pronuciation is great.. except I sound like him. Considering I was only the second real life Weigookin (foreigner) she'd chatted with... I don't know if I should hold the compliment in high regard... but better than being told I was an idiot I guess.

After being told that I have the face of a giraffe, the arms of a monkey, and the body of an elephant.. I'd call it a success. She enjoyed the simple things.. like scarying the be-jeesus out of me. And things seemed to go well.

Tomorrow it is off to Carribean Bay.. and then Seon Mi's hometown.. where things get taken to a whole new level... supper with "mom." The challenge again will be that any communication will be dependent on my limited Korean. I'm glad Seon Mi thinks my Korean is good enough.. but her comments that I "speak Korean very well" is a gross exageration in my eyes... but we'll see.

In other news.. the six week holiday has been FREAKIN' amazing. Sorry hagwonians.. but school-life is.. well.. the life. I've become lazy and don't want to go back.. I guess I can look forward to the fact that I have 3 and a half months on.. and then I get 6 weeks off again.. the majority of which I'm sure will be spent on the beaches of Thailand.

Ohh.. and pretty confident the decision has been made to do another year before blasting back off to Canada (MBA or Career.. to be determined)... -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/20/2006 11:52:00 PM ----- BODY: * Would Koreans rather travel by bus or subway rather than own a ddong-cha (crap car)? I mean.. I swear my '94 Elantra is the ugliest car on the rode.. and in Saskatchewan/British Columbia it wouldn't be THAT bad. So.. why is it that those that are a little less off don't choose to add to the insanity that is the traffic in Seoul?

* When I was single and got my haircut.. I always got golden treatment. I was thrown into a chair.. it seemed people were genuinely interested (curious) to hack away at my hair. Now, I go with Seon Mi.. and you would think that death himself had just walked in... they duck and cover. Run away in fear. Everything short of crying... are they afraid that if they screw up my do that she'll chew them out?

* What the hell was up with my teacher on Saturday? I have been going to a Korean hagwon and hope to pick up more classes next month. But.. we were doing some pretty simple stuff on Saturday (ㅡ)로 (by)... I travelled by car. You can contact me by phone. etc. But when it got to my turn to answer a question I got.. "Did you know you loved your girlfriend at first sight?" WTF? How the hell do I use "by" in that situation? Next question... "When you miss your girlfriend what do you do?" Woah.. wait a minute. Next question... "When you talk to her parents what language will I use?" I don't know if she thought the questions would seem more interesting because they were about my relationship.. but in a classroom setting it seemed more like some sadistic form of torture.. minus the rudimentary car battery and sponge.

* How far behind is Canada on fashion? You know.. I heard about the difference when I came over and didn't really bat an eye.. but after going home and seeing the fashion on the rack was "totally last year" in Korea.. it made me wonder. OK.. I'll try to stop noticing these things for fear of questions about my sexuality.

* Are there 5-pin bowling lanes in Korea? OR somewhere you can drink and bowl at the same time.. it just isn't the same bowling sober at a 10 pin lane.

* Why didn't anyone tell me about the Sushi conveyor belt places before.. 15,000 Won for all I can eat Sushi for 40 minutes? Ummm.. hello. Good stuff!

* Shocking question of the trip back to Canada: "So.. do they test the missles right near where you live?" or "You're not in North Korea are you?" Ummm.. dumbasses! Here I was proud to be Canadian and now realize that it was flawed belief that Canadians (at large) had our fingers on the pulse of the international community.. and then I get that garbage. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/20/2006 06:51:00 PM ----- BODY: I'm not going to spoil this one.. just watch it. Jeebus! Now I expect this video may end up causing a spike in Male English teachers to Japan... Note.. this was stolen from The Lost Nomad And since I'm full of sushi now... it is time to go bowling. Dur.. it is a logical transition. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/18/2006 12:46:00 AM ----- BODY: Was running back and forth from Home Plus today as my computer was in getting serviced. (Note: I found this great mom and pop place near Sindap that fixes stuff for free for me... LOVE IT!) Seon Mi decided while waiting for the elevator to give me some Korean Lessons... so I learned that (oh crap I don't have Korean on my computer... have to take it back). Anyways, I learned that there was a floor at the parking garage dedicated to Women. GASP.. the horror... discrimination and it doesn't work in my favor. What crap! I mean I've always wanted the outstanding parking options that could be afforded to me... but without the other day to day challenges I'd have to face (hey.. admit it.. you've thought so too when looking for a parking spot in a crowded mall). The fact that these special spots were set aside just based on gender.. well.. I felt like I was missing out. I joked about a sign I read here once that offered a free shuttle bus for "Pregnant Women, Senior Citizens, the Handicapped, and Foreigners." It just seemed like an interesting group to be included in... and when I went back to Home Plus the second time... I found that maybe that foreigner rule applied to the special 'Women-Only' parking spots as I was guided towards one of those spots (or maybe they though I looked like a girl). Regardless... today had one of those monents where being 'different' worked to my advantage. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/16/2006 05:14:00 PM ----- BODY:

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OK.. so there were some other guys.. ohh and a collection of guys who had last names that were first names that in Korea were last names.. ummm... James, Anthony, and Wade.

The crowd was quiet compared to most Korean sporting events.. the only time they got loud were during dunks... or when Battier shot some free throws he got some boos... because just seconds earlier the "USA, USA, USA" crowd in the corner was booing some Korean free throws.

Other than that... an entertaining match.. I've never seen that many NBA All-Stars in one place.. and to see them play was awesome. And "King James".. ok.. I get the hype. You're for real. I watched on TV.. and often was unimpressed but... damnit.. he just has that little extra that makes you notice him everytime.. and this while he plays with other superstars.

Anyway... if you wanted to watch highlights.. I have a couple...
Highlights and Behind the Scenes... The best part.. was at 52 secs. or so.. the kid that went up for the shot is a Korean who goes to (went?) to South Kent High School in the United States. He played high school ball.. and here was we matching up against Battier and sometimes Anthony. Here Battier rejects him hard.. and he just puts his tongue out.. that's a story to tell kid. The US played Lithuania too... great video.. but watching Anthony's stone-face reaction as he walked down the ramp was interesting. Ohhh.. and the show during the break? Nothing like watching the girls come up and bust it out to.. umm.. Sir Mix-A-Lot. Awww yah.. old school like it is new school (or something like that). -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 8/16/2006 04:48:00 PM ----- BODY:

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So... had an amazing four weeks back in Canada. I nestled warmly in the bossom that was my homeland... or at least these artsy bear things that populate the province of BC.

And after bumping into a lot of old friends and some acquaintances who have said they had been following my blog.. I decided to get back at it. It is hard to figure out where to start.. so I suppose I'll just go with the present and if I can scratch something out of my head that seems at all interesting... well.. I'll go with that.

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I guess the biggest change.. well.. I was having problems blogging about my life in Korea when almost everything involved my girlfriend.

She is amazing. She keeps me honest.. has the capacity to put me in my place when needed.. and has the biggest heart out of anyone I know. She also shares a similar sense of humor which goes a long way... I'm not losing her... I suppose if you consider I had to go to the other end of the globe to find her.. I'd be an idiot if I did.

I love the picture... I pose and 'try' to look cool... she just does. It sucks.. but I'm adjusting. (Ohhh.. and S.M. = Seon Mi)

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There are just some people I figure in the world that fit. Some call them soul-mates... I find the term a little trite. For a guy who has refused to date a girl longer than 3 months for fear of missing out on what else was out there.. who viewed dating as a game to be won or lost... it is refreshing to be figuratively smacked in the face (although wouldn't literally be funnier) by a girl who just honestly cares about my well-being. And who has the capacity to make me feel 'well' even on my worst days.

I was ready to pack up and go having worked at ECC for 8 months... I was done. She has put a whole new perspective on things... and I sort of appreciate that.

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Ohhh.. and I'm still a loser. The bonus is... she knows it and it doesn't bother her (woo hoo).

Anyways... now that she's been introduced I guess I can just let the blogging commence.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 7/20/2006 11:46:00 PM ----- BODY:

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6 weeks off for the summer... (are schools better than hagwons? dur!).

Flew back to Canada for a month... currently touring the Western Provinces with my girlfriend and parents... will be back in August.

Who knows.. maybe I'll feel like blogging.. there is part of me that is starting to miss it.. but I don't want to waste any moments now. Trying to soak in as much as I can.... and with the crap I'm eating.. I expect to be a fat kid by the time I get back to Korea.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 6/30/2006 10:43:00 AM ----- BODY:

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YouTube has been blocked by at least one ISP in Korea for having morally questionable content....

It works for me at home but not at school... where I actually use YouTube in the classroom sometimes... throwing in some Sesame Street Phonics Songs to spice up the class. When the kids have to hear "What sound does... make" and "What is this..." over and over a little Dixie Chicks singing about the letter B helps get them back and focussed or at the very least... repeating whatever letter we're working on as they sing the song.

Anyways.. that option is not here today for me.. I wonder how long this one will last.

As an aside, I love how the Korean Constitution says Korea grants freedom of speech unless what is being said "undermines public morals or social ethics." [Article 21] Hypocrites.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 6/16/2006 11:09:00 PM ----- BODY: So.. had some e-mails wondering what was up. All is well.. so well that I want to be out experiencing it and not on my blog. Part of me hopes the break from the blog isn't a long one... I enjoy it and view it as a necessity as far as keeping my parents in the loop. BUT... part of also wants the current giddy bliss with my own life to continue which would keep me away from the computer. Anyways.. later for a bit... -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/24/2006 11:03:00 PM ----- BODY: Was looking over some World Cup predictions to get a feel for what the rest of the world thinks of the Korean squad with the tournament set to start next month. I found this gem from Fox Sports
What happens when you take a team that over-achieved last World Cup and pile immense pressure on the players and coaches? You get this sad side, which despite some lively Asian fantasias I've read, stinks. They shouldn't bother to unpack.
Wow.. why don't they tell us what they really think. Actually.. it seems either people have them as second or last. It seems the majority either put them one step behind France or as one of the worst teams in the tournament. I have them slotted as 3rd with 3 points from a win over Togo... and nothing else. I hope I'm wrong... the more partying I can get in the better. In other related World Cup news...
Togo players face being dropped from their World Cup team if they speak to reporters from group rivals South Korea, midfielder Junior Senaya was quoted as saying. ... Senaya said the coach had also told Togo players not to talk to Japanese or Chinese people, apparently in case they were actually Korean media, the paper reported.
I just find it interesting that they wouldn't even let them talk to the media.. what could they possibly leak? Oh well.. it appears they aren't the only people keeping quiet... From the Los Angeles Times (it is a little old.. but I still talk about it)...
"I'm sorry. I can't talk about the health risks of kimchi in the media. Kimchi is our national food," said a researcher at Seoul National University, who begged not to be quoted by name. Among the papers not to be found in the vast library of the kimchi museum is one published in June 2005 in the Beijing-based World Journal of Gastroenterology titled "Kimchi and Soybean Pastes Are Risk Factors of Gastric Cancer." The researchers, all South Korean, report that kimchi and other spicy and fermented foods could be linked to the most common cancer among Koreans. Rates of gastric cancer among Koreans and Japanese are 10 times higher than in the United States.
OK.. everything in moderation is basically the result.. they find that Kimchi increases cancer risk in HEAVY eaters (whatever that entails). But.. what I find interesting is that the scientists are so afraid of being criticized/chastized by Koreans that they have limited the release of the document in Korea, have not contacted Korean media, and even BEG that their name is not used in an LA Times story. What is also interesting (on the surface) is that the authors of the report: Nan HM, Park JW, Song YJ, Yun HY, Park JS, Hyun T, Youn SJ, Kim YD, Kang JW, Kim H. are all from Chungbuk National University which makes me wonder even more about the Seoul National University leak... just who are you.. you evil truth-spreading do-gooder! Anyways.. the belief is that Kimchi may cure every ailment a person could ever have (trust me.. Koreans have told me)... now I'll just have it once a day, thanks. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/23/2006 01:19:00 AM ----- BODY:

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No wonder Doosan lost.. the Doosan shark-fin rally caps were outnumbered 2-1 by Eagles hats... (damn you Dustin for being a traitor).

Oh well.. end of the month is the rematch. Hopefully by then the idiot manager is fired and the team can find someone with half a brain to lead these guys....

Nope.. not bitter at all. Kim Gyeong Moon is just an idiot.. that's all... 24 years of coaching experience.. BAH! What did that get him.... LEARN TO WALK A GUY INTENTIONALLY.... 'cause I hate getting the gears from friends. -.-
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/23/2006 01:15:00 AM ----- BODY:

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Boae hit it off with S.M. down at the car show in Busan and have been out drinking a couple of times since... I was privy to the antics on the weekend (partly contained in the post below).

I can honestly say... I'm a bit afraid of the girl. (She looks all innocent and sweet... but she's fiesty.) OK.. I admit it... I'm not a bit afraid.. I'm really afraid. She seems like the type of girl whose bad side I wouldn't want to visit.

But... all things considered she seems to be a pretty decent kid.. I'm sure that the "Girls' Nights Out" will now have a lot more entertaining stories for me to hear about...
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/22/2006 09:14:00 PM ----- BODY: If you haven't visited before... I found a new blog that I am following.. http://www.icebergkorea.com/ is a good one... click on it. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/22/2006 08:44:00 PM ----- BODY: Friday night... uneventful.. still fighting that cold. Slept. A lot. Saturday night... after resting I decided that I'd try to tough it out and head out to (uhhh.. I wonder) Hongdae. I wasn't completely up to par which meant I didn't do a lot of drinking. The advantage.. I actually recall what happened and it did give me some interesting perspectives on the night. The tour basically followed the same pattern.. a hof (pub) in Gangnam before heading out. But, instead of taking a taxi... we hitched a ride with new friend/acquaintance Boae (or for Canadians... Bo, eh?). Let me tell you.. as far as road rage goes on the road I have never encountered a person who gets livid behind the wheel like her. It is strange to see it from this petite demure-looking girl. But... she leans on the horn... curses a blue-streak.. and drives like a maniac. At least the journey was entertaining... Route 66 was first.. Tinpan was second.. and then it was off to Q-Vo's where the night got more interesting. I have sort of had a love-hate relationship with Q-Vo's... the music is great.. there are a tonne of people... the atmosphere is decent... but damnit if it isn't the rudest place I've been in Korea. Nothing particularly overt... but there is just an overwhelming prescence of hate.. the glares.. the bumps... the jolts.. I don't experience 'it' in any other bar like I do there. And it is also there where the theme of "spill drinks on Shaun" began... The first was a guy.. seemingly.. just dumped his drink on my chest. I'm sure it was an accident.. but it just well.. came off as pre-planned. I cursed... and moved on. Then.. Dustin proceeded to drop his drink.. and it landed on the ground shooting off Old-Faithful like and hosing down my crotch. I was sticky up top.. looked like I wet myself.. and was basically feeling good about myself. After over-spending our stay (we couldn't even dance with the girls we came with because we'd get edged out quickly or perpetually bumped into)... we ran off to Tinpan again... The drink-spilling continued as three girls that were dancing on the table proceeded to spill what felt like an entire beer down the back of my shirt... instant reaction wasn't pretty: Me: What the f**k are you doing? If you're gonna table dance.. don't spill your f**king drinks. Girl 1: Pardon me. Me: Watch your f**king drinks. (the girls dismount the table) Girl 1: You could have said it nicely. Me: O.K. I'll dump a beer down your back... you tell me if you'd respond nicely. Girl 1: Where are you from? Me: Does it matter? Girl 1: Actually.. it like totally does. Me: Why? I'm ignorant by choice.. not because of my national identity. (Note: I actually loved saying that one.) Girl 1: Whatever.. where are you from? Girl 2: He is totally not worth it... Me: Canada. Girl 1: Like where in Canada? Me: Uhhh.. like B.C. and Saskatchewan. Girl 1: Did you like go to university in B.C. or Saskatchewan. Me: Like I totally went to university in Saskatchewan. Girl 1: Ahhh.. then do you know Lillooet, B.C... and cue the standard "small world" conversation. Now... I have sat in Tinpan many times and looked around and the crowd and seen some goofy looking white guys who act even goofier with some attractive company and wondered... "just how the hell did that happen." I had that exact same thought.. but this time.... well.. on with the story. I was sitting in the chair watching my girlfriend, Boae, and her friend dance on the table. I have to admit... I can understand why they three of them dancing together would get attention. There was almost a zombie-like encroachment of the drunk men around them. It was like a scene straight out of any old horror movie... the 'fresh meat' stands unassumingly as a circle of dead-heads stumble towards them ready to eat... and the girls danced as stumbling men lurched towards them ready to eat (well.. let's keep this relatively PG). As the girls dismounted... the horror movie turned strangely 'vampire-ish.' As Dustin and I helped the ladies down and they sat to gossip and chat, the drunks retreated as though a crucifix had just been wielded to ward off their ghoulish advance. It was then that I had the epiphany... I've become on of those lucky white goofs. Damnit... I hate those guys! Excuse me while I kick my own a$$. Now... we ended up getting home at 5am... which made the Sunday Doosan/Hanhwa matinee more excruciating than it needed to be. It would have been alright if Doosan won.. but after a horrible managerial error the Bears lost. By the way... it was 1-1 in the Top of the 8th. There was one out and runners on 2nd and 3rd. The best hitter on the team is coming up and the guy following him has a .231 average. What do you do? Duh.. intentional walk.. take the bat out of the good hitters hands.. and force the other guy to beat you and hope for a double play ball to get out of the inning. Nope.. they pitch to the guy.. he pounds out a single to left... two runs score... Bears lose. I was bitter. Anyways... 7pm bed-time... slept all night. And that is it in a nutshell. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/19/2006 09:33:00 PM ----- BODY:

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Well.. despite the illness I hauled my rear to the rink today. The team I have been helping coach is in a tournament that goes over the next two weeks. I wasn't sure how they did in their opening match and if they had lost it then they would be eliminated after this game.

It was rough watching a game and not being able to yell (throat hurts) or give the team much encouragement... but it was still fun to watch the little guys tear it up.

It turns out that they lost 3-0 in the first game so this game was just for pride. The team is interesting because they have two lines of 10-13 year olds that have been playing for 4-5 years and are actually pretty good. Then.. there are two lines of 8-10 year olds that have just started this year and struggle out there.

The older guys built up a 5-0 lead and then the coach started playing the younger kids more and the Penguins came back to make the score respectable (5-3) before the buzzer went. I'll tell you.. the goaltender got his work-out with the little ones on the ice.. he stopped 3 successive three man breakaways....

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It was nice to be at the rink.. I'll tell you for the most part the kids are amazing. They are used to repeating things over and over so the practices go pretty smooth. The only problem I have is that the kids think their gear is a Kumdo substitute and there is a little more stick-swinging then I would like.

BUT.. still a blast.

This is the Captain who took a penalty for holding.. he was talking to me while I took the picture (in Korean)... do you think he was telling me that "this is the glove I was holding him with" or wishing he could extend that middle finger in the glove to tell me what he really thought of me snapping the shot.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/18/2006 03:42:00 PM ----- BODY: I have this cold.. have had it for a week and the damn thing is kicking my ass. I would say that I've lost probably about 5 pounds so far in the last week (to S.M.'s disgust.. she hits the gym.. eats right... takes care of herself.. and I drop weight by catching a cold.. "It's not fair."). But.. I finally gave the health care system here another try... and I will say it one more time. Canada's health care sucks. Sucks. Sucks. I walked in to the office today and waited for a whopping total of 5 minutes before I was taken into the doctor's office. We chatted.. he gave me the standard tests.. and I was off.. I did get some prescriptions that had to be filled but needed to get a shot in my rear (second in Korea.. second time in my life). I walked into the room and this girl was much more professional than the last... she wasn't giddy/laughing/nervous or embarrassed. She was more.. well... "ready to get to business." And... did she ever get to business... after she stuck me with the needle she unloaded on my ass about 8-9 times (not a hyperbole.. she actually did). She whacked the hell outta me.. for what purpose I don't know. Now.. is this where I say I took it like a man? Or would the fact that I stood there with my pants down while a girl wacked the crap out of me while sticking something in my posterior make me her "bish." Whatever... Regardless.. I paid $4.00 for my needle. The doctor's visit was covered by my insurance (2.24% of my salary that is deducted monthly or approximately $50) and the cost of my prescription was $3.00. It is amazing to come home and realize exactly what my expenses were for the visit.. and actually strangely rewarding... try that in Canada. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/16/2006 09:48:00 PM ----- BODY: Help. I'm lost... well my cultural identity is anyway. What I know to be my reality is "Korean". Korea is what I see, smell, touch, experience, and hear every day.. and it has been that way for 15 months. I am used to the constant background noise of traffic and radios... but have also adjusted to the amazing silence on public transportation and the streets of Seoul as people almost refuse to communicate with each other out of fear of offending people. I have recently found myself to notice strange creatures that do not fit the mold of my everyday existence. They are strange... tall... with odd colored hair... they are nowhere near as well dressed as everyone else... and damnit if they aren't loud. I find myself avoiding these people.. out of fear.. out of disgust. They are vile... and I am one of them. What the hell is really going on here? An anecdote... I was in McDonald's a couple of days ago... and I walked up to the counter and proceeded to order. "Big Mac set-uh larg-ie hana hago chees-uh-buh-gah hana chuseyo." My Korean is bloody horrible and I'll admit that.. but ordering at McDonald's should be something that an inbred midget chimpanzee should handle. Apparently... I'm wrong. Standing in line... I hear this gem at an almost excruciatingly loud volume. Fat Guy: "I can't wait to leave for Germany next week and get the f**k out of this s**thole." Shades Guy: "I hear ya. Korea f**king sucks." Fat Guy: "Yah.. but the b**tches here are pretty hot." They carried on... four American GI's (YES.. it is a stereotype... but the four shaved heads.. the fact that they were breaking OPSEC.. or whatever the hell it is AFN tells me about every day... by giving details of their journey to Germany..."Loose lips can cost lives") at an excruciatingly loud volume with completely oblivious to the fact that there were at least 3 people who understood them (based on the responses they were giving..) and their immediate translations to others. And then I sat bewildered as they attempted to order. Fat Guy (at a lightning fast speed that I almost missed): "Yah.. I wanna getta numbah 7.. supahsize." Counter Girl: "I am sorry, sir. Could you repeat that, please." Fat Guy (at a deafining volume that made me gringe.. as though yelling will help her understand): "I SAID... I WANT A NUMBAH 7. BIG SIZE!" Counter Girl (staring at the menu to match up the numbers). Fat Guy: "Oh god.. a number 7... look there... MY GOD." Counter Girl: "Certainly sir. Thank you." And then his buddy jumps in to order next to him... Shades Guy: "Yah.. I wanna number 6." Counter Girl: "Sure. Do you want a set?" Shades Guy: "A what?" Counter Girl: "Set." Shades Guy (to his buddy): "What the f**k is she talking about?" Other Guy: "I dunno what a set is." Counter Girl (remember no 'f' sound in Korean): "Do you want hwrench hwries?" Other Guy: "WHAT? Whatever... sure.. I don't care." The whole experience was just was on a whole new level of retardation... and I stood there sort of bewildered and watching the disdain on the faces of the people around me. I'm curious to see what happens when I go home.. I think I have genuinely built up a fear and disgust for white people (ok.. maybe it is just the people with an IQ of 50). Whatever... it just really seems damn strange. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/16/2006 09:41:00 PM ----- BODY: OK.. operating restauraunts as hostess bars/room salons and offering up sex isn't new in Korea. But... I haven't heard too much about the addition of drugs. From my understanding the punishment for being got with drugs is significantly more than being caught with your jimmy occupying a space it shouldn't be. Regardless, I had a chuckle at this newspaper article because it reminded me of Junior High (well.. from stories I heard my friends talking about in Junior High of course). "Tommy totally only had 2 hoots." "No way man... I like smoked the whole thing by myself. It was like 12 hoots." "Impossible man... because like Jimmy had 8 hoots himself." Get a load of these guys/gals... what I want to know is who sat around with a f**king counter while their just smoking a little ganja. "According to police, five entertainers, including Ko and Ha, allegedly smoked marijuana together at Ha's house, beginning Oct. 15 last year. Police said Ha inhaled cannabis 10 times, while Ko and Kim smoked it seven times. Park has smoked the drug four times while Chang inhaled marijuana once. Ko initially told police she had tried the drug only once, out of curiosity, but later confessed to smoking it on seven occasions, according to police. Police will also seek warrants for four entertainers who allegedly smoked the drug on more than three occasions." If you want to read the whole article you can go here. Found via a post at the Lost Nomad. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/15/2006 07:23:00 PM ----- BODY: What else is a guy to do at the Motor Show in Busan than try to find a way to generate traffic to his tiny blog than respond in a typically male chauvinistic manner by treating women as objects to be oogled by the masses. Do I feel shame? Yes... a little. But hey.. something tells me you are still going to end up hitting the play button. The music... "Oh Yeah" by Yellow (which if you ever have a garter toss at a wedding is a really funny song to pick to watch the groom to his work). So take in the slendors of Pusan.. the girls.. the ladies.. the models... the Car Show Spectacular (any other important words that I need to dump in to get Google Hits). I have no shame. But.. I'll shut up now.. click play. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/15/2006 06:28:00 PM ----- BODY:

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OK.. it has officially been 2 weeks since our trip to Busan. I'm so far behind on posting I should probably just skip the last two weeks.

Since I've started coaching hockey I find myself almost back to as busy as I was last year at the hagwon. I'm not complaining though... I love it.

Anyway.. back to the trip... we actually ended up taken the earliest KTX out of Seoul to save on accomodation costs this time... and headed straight to the Busan Motor Show in Bexco.

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It was pretty standard stuff... hot cars... girls in risque apparel. I have to admit that I was disappointed in the Busan Show compared to Seoul's the previous year. There seemed to be more ambiance at the stalls.. more to the displays (Jeep at a rock wall... Honda went all hi-tech around their concept car).

This year was basically screamed. Hey.. we have this BIG hall... and these cars.. and we're going to throw attractive women on/over/in/around them... come check us out. (Wait.. maybe I shouldn't complain.. I guess it could be worse).

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Dustin enjoyed himself anyway and that is the major thing. He is more of a car guy than I am.. so to give the guy credit he did spend a lot more time looking at the cars than I did during my first encounter in Seoul.

However... he did get sucked in by the girls every once in awhile...

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I only snuck in for one obligatory shot. I just didn't feel any desire at all to run up there to get my picture taken... so I chilled...

Well.. actually... I conspired about a cheap way to use the even to get hits to the blog... so I put together a video montage of the event.... (I'll throw it in the post above).

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The rest of the journey just involved hiking and chilling... often at the same time.

We toured Haeundae Beach (who doesn't when they go to Busan)... and made a jaunt up to Judo Park which overlooks the "Gwangeogol Eating Town."

Dutin had a cool picture taken of him.. relaxing on the rocks.

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I, on the otherhand, learned a cool lesson that having a drink in your hand while having your picture taken. "Cool."

Having a Big Mac in your hand while having your picture taken. "Not Cool."

But, I will say that with Dustin here we've been having a lot of... "did you ever think when we were hammered back home that we'd actually be in Korea doing (---fill in the blank---)."

The whole weekend was one of those moments.

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I also returned to Geumgangsan. It is one of my favorite places in Korea. The people are EXTREMELY friendly (and not in the.. "ohhh pretty please talk to me in English" way... but as a pleasant notion to another human being).

We made the hike.. smiled and waved... Dustin high-fived a 70 year old hiker... and I got blasted at by a 50 year old drunk man that "I should love his daughter!" (He meant S.M. and was extremely happy to see an international relationship).... which did get me to thinking... if alcohol is a truth serum.. then... well damnit.. I like the guy.

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The second day... Dustin had to return early to Seoul. So, S.M., her friend, and I travelled off to Taejongdae.... I tried to make the journey here last year but got poured on and had to run away.

I'm glad I went the views and the rocky cliffs were quite the sight...

Unfortunately, my legs were beat up from all the hiking at this point and I couldn't enjoy it as much as I would of liked.

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But.. you get the point. It was beautiful. I remembered last year that I promised myself "if I stay another year I need to do it in Busan."

Well... I have something better in Seoul now. But, the trip did remind me of why I like the place so much. The words "excuse me" were used a whopping total of 4 times (that's an annual total for me in Seoul). And that doesn't include the Korean apologies that we actually heard... twice... (once with a formal bow).

Busan owns Seoul. It is more beautiful.. there is less pollution... the locals are friendlier.. if anyone considers Korea.. I definately recommend the second largest city over the first.

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And no trip to the coast is complete without fresh seafood. We ended up baking clams on a grill with just some butter and onions in the shell.

The stuff was good....

Oh.. and we did eat whatever the little buggers are that come in seashells... I so wish my seafood-hating sister was with us.. I would have paid money to watch her lose her mind while I played with the food (which to be honest I did to entertain myself as I imagined her response... whatever.. I have no life.. I already know that).

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Ohhh.. and I wish I had the balls to take a picture of this guy from the front.

He reminded me SOOOO much of my grandpa. I know.. I know.. how is that possible he is Korean..

Just work with me.. the clothes.. the hat.. the ears.. the nose.. the hair.. if everyone has an "Asian dopelganger".. I found my Grandpa's in Busan.

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And that's about it folks.. after hoping back on to the KTX for the return trip to Seoul.... I passed out... only to find out after three hours that I'm not the best-looking sleeper in the world.
-------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 5/03/2006 05:41:00 PM ----- BODY: Right now I am hopping around more than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. Updates will include: 1) The trip to Busan and the rockin' good time down there... 2) The thrill of coaching hockey in Korea (yah... I'm doing that three days a week now to the little 'uns). 3) Frustrations on the road. 4) Some random deep thoughts. But.. with language exchange partners coming and a full load of little things to do (including cleaning the house before my girlfriend gets home) means that the blog is going to be ignored... probably until Friday. -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 4/27/2006 06:38:00 PM ----- BODY: Last year, I was subjected to writing report cards every month about the kids progress. I wasn't allowed to put what I really thought (because some kids would receive low grades and the parents would get upset and pull them from the hagwon). So, it was always the same... every kid got A+'s and A's...maybe a B+ if they were horrible. I wouldn't have had a problem doing the reports if they were full of my honest opinion... but these were junk. So.. the time I had to waste filling them out ripped into me a bit. This year.. no reports... (they're computerized). Instead, I log on every week and listen to 96 audio clips and respond to them. It works out to be about the same amount of time over the course of a month.. but this is much more entertaining. This week was singing the "Letter I Song" (there is one for every letter sound in the alphabet). The lyrics to these superhit go something like this: Today I heard the letter I It said to me.. 'i', 'i', 'i'. Today I saw the letter I, in words like sit and bit and pit. The letter I. The letter I Say Hello. Say Goodbye. The letter I. The letter I. Let's say the letter I: I! I provided some links below to some of my student's clips from the last couple of weeks. I didn't embed the audio... so please RIGHT CLICK AND SELECT SAVE AS! Lina She's always energetic and willing to learn. She isn't my best student but she works the hardest and that always ranks high in my book. Right click to save the audio file and open it in your preferred program to hear Lina's I Song Dawn Dawn started out two months ago having never studied English before. But, she works her little tail off. She came in the class in tears and now she has the biggest grin on her face everytime she steps into class... she seems to really enjoyed it and if I can say I actually influenced one of my kids to study it is her. She still has a lot of work to do.. but listen to her give a valiant effort and tell me that you wouldn't work your tail off to help her. Right click to save the audio file and open it in your preferred program to hear Dawn's I Song Andy What did you just say to me? I'm not going to even spoil this one.. but listen to the sit, bit, and pit part... I think I have to help him out a bit. (Note: I had a tough time swallowing my coke when I heard this for the first time... I recommend clearing your mouth of any foreign objects). Right click to save the audio file and open it in your preferred program to hear Andy's I Song Listening and responding to these is much better than report cards I would say.... -------- AUTHOR: Shaun DATE: 4/26/2006 08:57:00 PM ----- BODY: If you told me that I'd ever blog about Britney Spears before I started this blog I probably would have hit you over the head with a bottle. HOWEVER.. it is a little bit old but Britney Spears' producers/songwriters are meeting with Lee Hyo Ri's producers/songwriters with cl